Controlable Urges (with parentheses)

I'm not sure why, but lately I've had the urge to do the following things:

1. Throw a chair across the room as a dramatic statement. (See Bob Knight.)

2. Drop kick someone. (I think this would be a really powerful fighting maneuver, especially as an unprovoked attack.)

3. Sing karaoke. (But this is nothing new.)

4. Laugh when I see people's underwear, especially thongs. (Like the fit teacher who showed her entire class her black thong during a morning prayer.)

5. Embrace the American lifestyle. (We all go into boxes . . .)