Gone Baby Gone

My sister Amanda had her baby! There is something funny about your siblings having babies, but I'm not exactly sure what it is. Somehow it seems like revenge for everything bad they ever did to you growing up. Anyway, I'm off for 20 some odd days in Australia and New Zealand. Wish me luck.

Independence . . . so how's that working out for you?

Wagwan and happy 4th of July everyone. For me, this year I will not be throwing together a last minute Bar-B-Que and shouting "kablamo" as I watch fireworks. For I am in England. The very land which my forefathers declared independence from, and there are a few things I find peculiar about America's Independence Day in Britain.

First, everyone knows about the Fourth of July and seems to enjoy it as a holiday. In the past week I've been in two different London pubs who are throwing a 4th of July celebration. Now I'm no history major (actually as a Classics major maybe I am) but I thought The 4th of July marks the start of a war that Britain lost. It's like bars in the US celebrating the start of the Vietnam War - still too soon. Or maybe it's just English irony that they like to celebrate the start of the fall of the British Empire.

Second, British people seem to know what we do on The 4th of July. This is a great thing for me because I'm not entirely sure what I American's are supposed to do on the Fourth and would have a hard time explaining it. According to the British, on the Fourth of July Americans: 1.) Eat burgers - True 2.) Watch fireworks - True 3.) Buy fireworks to blow stuff up - True 4.) Drink light beer - True 5.) Sing songs about America of which there are no shortage - True (for me at least). I think that's a pretty fair assessment of The 4th of July and would only add 6.) Partake in watersports where possible.

For me this year I will be celebrating my independence from England by wearing my Uncle Sam hat while working at the Brightlights Festival - the Christian music festival that takes place where I work - and hanging out with American artist Matt Maher (who is apparently famous) and Canadian founder of L'Arche Jean Vanier (who is apparently a modern day prophet).

This reminds me of Fact About Me #62:
I’m a Christian, but I don’t like the sound of that.

About Me: Day 9

Fact #14

I think it would be weird to be famous. Especially the kind of famous where no one can place you, but everyone double takes. It’d seem like everyone was surprised to see you no matter where you were, and I’d always wonder if I am supposed to be there.

About Me: Day 8

Fact #55

When I dance to "I Want to Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston I am irresistible to women. This is the only time I'm irresistable to women, and they do start to question if you put it on a loop.

About Me: Day 8

Fact #4

I think when people sleep a lot it’s a sign of weakness. But I think when I sleep a lot it’s a sign of awesomeness.

About Me: Day 7

Fact # 32

I’m not an asshole, but sometimes I choose not to care. That might make me an asshole.

About Me: Day 6

Fact #76

I want to start handing out notes to people who wait on me explaining that I am def. But I’m not def, and I believe in Karma just enough to think that is a dangerous idea.